Tuesday's Troublesome Tantalizing Thrills! They needed relief... and nothing spelled relief more than a tantalizing massage. They went in search of a parlor. It wasn't difficult to find... the sign said Open!
They entered and were met by a lovely lady named Lola. She was a voluptuous woman indeed... and ready to attend to their every need. No expense was spared... she came with the works. They were fully satisfied. And then it came time to pay... no hassle, no worries... they pulled out a card... not just any card... MELINDA's CARD!
That was the troublesome news I received on the Monday Morning Mayhem with Mel. Tuesday's news... the charges just keep on coming, but the tantalizing thrills are over. The folks who whacked my debit card will have to find another unsuspecting soul to pillage. Mel's debit card is officially retired :))) What's in your wallet?!
